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We at Bright Side believe that we should embrace our quirks and oddities because they are actually what make us unique and different from everyone else. What is the last thing you threw up.
I said No to drugs but they wouldnt listen 2.
What are weird things to say. 75 Weird Things To Say 1. I said No to drugs but they wouldnt listen 2. If at first you dont succeed destroy the evidence that you tried 3.
Eat kale stay fit die anyway 4. Time is the best teacher of all. Too bad it kills all its students 5.
My karma just ran over my dogma. Here are some creepy things to say to say to people. I like my coffee like I like my womensealed in an airtight bag in the freezer.
You might want to call a bomb squad because theres going to be an explosion in your anus. Theres a tornado come in my basement. Funny random things to say When someone asks you if you know what time it is say yes and walk away.
Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say Ive Been Expecting You. Look at see-through glass and when someone is on the other side shout OH MY GOD IM HIDEOUS Call. Offer someone a piece of gum and say Its not what you think When someone asks a favor say After all these years am I still beholden to you When someone asks the time say Time for a piece of porcupine piñata How many people put a suit in a suitcase.
If someone gets plastered just where do you find the plaster. Funny Random Things to Say. If someone suddenly steps on your foot mutter You wouldnt do that if you knew who I was 27.
When you bump into someone you know at random you can say I will take you to the movies only if you will wait for me outside 28. It is easier to wake me up when I am asleep than when I am pretending to sleep. Funny Things to Say.
Im so glad we have brown cows otherwise there wouldnt be any chocolate milk. 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me Im crazy. The tenth is just humming.
Funny Things To Say Randomly. Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water.
Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you. Go to Walmart and get a grape put it on the conveyor belt at the checkout and try to buy it. Your laugh is funny youre weird why do you always sing why are you so into theater why do you do your make-up like that.
Lady GaGa Yeah she was different from some of her more ordinary peers when she left school what made her different led to her huge success. Here are some stuff ideas to say to Siri in order to make it angry. Learn here how to annoy Siri or make it crazy.
I mean not funny ha-ha but funny. I think youve got the wrong assistant. Just so you know I dont do anything when you blink at me.
Can I call you Bob. Prepare to be astounded by these 65 weird facts. And for more trivia to blow your mind check out these 175 Random Facts So Interesting Youll Say OMG 1.
Theres a company that turns dead bodies into an ocean reef. 1 Potatoes have skin. Therefore I am a potato.
I was flicking though and noticed this website and realised wow this is definitely the top things to say to break the silence. Actually every time I see my friend she says shes a potato. We all sometimes catch ourselves doing something astonishingly stupid or funny.
However most of us are scared to reveal our weird sides for fear that people will make fun of us or belittle us. We at Bright Side believe that we should embrace our quirks and oddities because they are actually what make us unique and different from everyone else. So here are a few humorous random things to say to people around you which you can use as conversation starters to create a random weird mood.
Then there are certain random facts for you to ponder on and fill up blanks vague moments in life. Things you would not think of otherwise but could provide good fodder in phases of boredom. Creepy Things To Say.
This is almost as much fun as watching you sleep. Dont try to scream. No-one will hear you.
Just keep walking towards me. Whatever you do dont look behind you. They say a serial killers first victim is always someone he knows.
Please stop me before I kill again. What is the last thing you threw up. What is the scariest thing thats ever happened to you.
Youre stuck on a boat with 100 eggs and 100 chocolate bars. Youre able to cook the eggs however you like. Which do you eat first.
What was the best water you ever drank. When was the last time you snitched on a co-worker. Why say Im fuming if your not on fire.
Yes this is my street I own it. If your house was in the middle of the street that would be very dangerous. If you are Irish you are born a great drinker.
Dogs smaller than a football are not real dogs at all. Its 515 at nighdo you know where your kids are. I dare you to show your face.
The biggest problem when you start crushing on a girl is thinking of things to say to your crush. You know if you could just get into a conversation she might reciprocate your feelings but you dont know how to talk to girls let alone come up with things to say to a girl you like. Not to worry though.
Weve got all kinds of great suggestions for things to say to a girl that will catch her.