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We need to go. How about sending creepy texts to people.
9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me Im crazy.
Most weird things to say. Leaving aside comments others are likely to find crass or creepy consider the following list of weird things to say to your friends or anyone else whos listening. Dont forget to save your favorites. I said No to drugs but they wouldnt listen.
Random things to say. In a public toilet pass a note under the door next to you saying Theyre onto us. We need to go.
Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. In an elevator with a lot of people say I.
Our growing list of funny things to say. When asked a question where you know the answer is yes instead of saying yes say Does the Pope wear a tall hat If you are driving down the road and pass a field with hay bales laying in it point at the field and yell Hey. Go into a pet store and ask them if they have sloths for sale.
Funny Things to Say 1. Im so glad we have brown cows otherwise there wouldnt be any chocolate milk. 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me Im crazy.
Funny Random Things to Say. If someone suddenly steps on your foot mutter You wouldnt do that if you knew who I was 27. When you bump into someone you know at random you can say I will take you to the movies only if you will wait for me outside 28.
It is easier to wake me up when I am asleep than when I am pretending to. Here are some creepy things to say to say to people. I like my coffee like I like my womensealed in an airtight bag in the freezer 2.
Funny things to say to girl. You must have heard that girls like the funny guys the best. And if you too wanna be that funny guy then take a look at this one and find funny things to say to a girl.
I sure hope lady that you know CPR cos you are taking my breath away. Im addicted to Yes and Im allergic to No. Read 100 Random things to say from the story Funny Random Stuff by DJUnicorn DJμηcφΓΠ with 149165 reads.
Why is it that every time d. Funny Things To Say Randomly. Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you.
Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you. Go to Walmart and get a grape put it on the conveyor belt at the checkout and try to buy it.
Weird Things To Say Start a group text with random phone numbers and start talking about a serious problem you have. Send someone a text of a lottery ticket and tell them you just won 1000000. When a friend suggests going for coffee say Dont you know theres a war on.
Wanna have fun while texting. How about sending creepy texts to people. It may be the best prank if you can find the most fun and exciting creepy things to say over text.
We have listed some here take a look at. Even a baby can be dangerous when given a sharp scalpel. I hope you dont scream as much as the last one.
Talking is more fun when you use words that are fun to say out loud. Find your new favorite word to say from this list. About Random Things To Say Tool.
Everyone has boring time. If it is not the best friend there is usually no endless conversation. Sometimes you need to find some random and interesting things to continue your chat.
This tool will help you very well. If you want to elicit some funny responses from Alexa youre in luck. Try this list of funny things to ask Alexa from funny things to ask to weird things to say.